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Saint sinner

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Saint Sinner Hey Minner! Cute bubbly ass you jolt my Weiner Therapeutic smile, creating ripples as you zip err Kill my agony, aid my fissures Wakandan Yess! You are my saint sinner When she pass, hay or grass; yo DJ, add more bass Sass, not a raunchy bimbo ass Class, ain't nobody coming across When you look her smile, her eyes deep azure Nile; Saint Sinner Even time submits to her cage, she ain't the one who never cease to amaze, Juvenile are not crimes, she working like a pro, dropping her rhymes; Crimes, building an empire, peacock throne; ice and fire🔥 Remnants of shame, she not interested; as for fame, she has that rejected; Broken hearts are her trophies, she never gonna get cupied, it's all hoppies; Fries n cream, she soothes your dream; Never torn apart, she ain't no meme; Jumpsuit and padicure, she has no time; Blabber on the cable, anyways, sheez doing fine; Water bending on River Rhine;  She is not a criminal, neither Saint Aug...

Heaven Divine

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Nainital                                                                      Cedars, Pines with flying foxes jostling in rain, a life so bright, incomparable to the drains ; ravines, conifers welcome us to the land of saints; once you come here, there'll be no complaints; clouds blanket you in the open fields; mesmerizing beauty, all you could do is YIELD! simple aborigines smile so soothing; nature plays the tunes, you can't help grooving; Eye shaped lake amid the mist, it is surreal; open-air amphi, for your near and dear; elite academia thrive among the bustle; yeah! pupils have a lot of options to prepare for the hustle; Litchis, kafal, khomanis amid basket of godly fruits, stones cure diseases, point and shoot; it pours with a lot of vigour, gusts of wind...

C.U.T.I.E P.I.E

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C.U.T.I.E P.I.E- Rap Academy You looking like you hooked up with the trash,  you ran outta cash, booty hugging thong, trying to get away from schlong; Monk, don't honk, I'mma run you over in the Cronk.  Pesty beasts running amok,  waving Chronicles of my demolition.  Heat be trapped in my seat,  you better watch out my transition.  Don't sell me cheap thrills, drills, saving Mills,  rowing on the hills.  I'm not a babe who kills.  Shrills, cries and fantasies drop from my eyes.  Puffy kajal, choco chips, sweat smells and gas bills;  Nay! Don't be mocking my persevering tries. Shy! Nah. I'll run u dry; fry, cooking me over, I'm high. Insane, that's just my opinion.  Driving on the pedestrian, times in a zillion.  You making million or maybe a few billion but you ain't ma friend unless we ride a pillion. Fathom me, I'll be your hell;  Amo te! We will set the sail.  Chalice of my lies...

Soccer Rap (World Cup Edition)

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Soccer Rap Unofficial fifa- Rap Academy Hitting, shrieking, running, tracking giving, taking, dribbling, tweaking running all over the pitch carrying the hopes of a United world dwarfing the prejudices of the mighty here they come bearing auroral lights 3-4-3 or 3-5-2 playing to the best in spite of the dew Akinfeev or Muwallad Pharoah Salah is definitely the one to watch Valverde or Suarez both of 'em have my praise Ronaldo, Ramos and Messi keeping the world on a space-seat when it snows is the Russian summer melodrama and cryogeny for a newcomer a crossover in Oliver salad and humita is what I'm looking forward yo sista Sochi, Samara, Ekatinsberg or Kaliningrad 140 million Kremlin's guard Czars, Vodka and things Russian in my heart MBS, May, Putin, Merkel and all others who complete the circle Sall, Essebsi, Buhari, Sisi stay together in tvcc for all of us may choose to reckon to bring the world back from the mayhem may we look a...

Mocktail

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Mocktail-Rap Academy Lying to thyself doesn’t make you an opportunity Unless you realize you your own property Crammed minds and fluke wings Raisins dipped in saccha laced moribund creams Peptalked into being what you never wanted to be High on the promises that were never meant to be Oh I see Thee is a hurricane  and I'm just me How far can we go is a thought to see Cramming the never-ending luxury I thought ill be in the end be thee Now all I want is to be me Before you foresee another field for me Lemme try for my world Creating my own failures and plummeting charts Maybe few times a broken heart Who ever have promised, life won’t be hard I can feed myself in the trailer parks, Swim in my safety among the hungry sharks All I can do is to promise in making my day Where the world will never nutmeg me on my way For all the wars within me shall have ended I, myself have me fended Against all the odds, I shall prevail Promises, ...

Truce

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Truce-Rap Academy Going down To the pavilion Killing the strategy My nerves started getting heavy on me Shivering under the pain of my own expectations Drilled down on the pitch In the biggest congregation of nations My team wanting the best from me But I was sent off the field by the referee Don't blame the game It's thy own fault Ginning downtown last night The intoxicating malt The pressure is immense So are the rewards A smiling nation waiting to see So don't cry hoarse Make way for the new If you can't be The valour and Jersey Are not for you to follow Reach a truce with yourself, make up your mind Go to the bar And unwind Jersey is not yours forever Earn it, whatsoever This beautiful game shall fall never Earn your way up to the Great Hall Reach a truce with yourself For your supporters shall not befall Holding your posters, they deserve your call Sweat, bleed but never plot For it is a game of honour don't be a sloth ...

How to prepare for a Rap Battle

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Are you Afraid? You should be. How to prepare for a rap battle-Rap Academy A rap battle is not everyone's game. It requires immense grit, physical as well as mental preparedness. It is not a hush game. The unworthy fall. The mighty rise from the ashes. Preparing for a freestyle war of words is akin to a boxing game. You have to drill yourself, push your limits, try harder than before, keep on practising. It has to be a scheduled approach. I will help you prepare for the mayhem you chose to be part of. 1. Work on your stamina: You need to throw a constant volley of words on your opponent with very less recovery time in between. It requires a lot of practice. Chewing your words or jumping off the hook is the sign of a loser. 2. Built your phrases: A battle of words cannot be without them. You must have a good ammunition of catchy phrases with oomph effect on the audience. These phrases must wow and silence both your audience and opponent. He should be caught ...